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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. | When chemists die, they barium. | Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. | I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. | I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. | This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. | I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. | I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. | They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. | We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. | Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? | Broken pencils are pointless. | I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. | I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. | All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. | I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. | Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. | A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. | The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. | Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
May. 3, 2012 at 1:02pm with 18,844 notes
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