dividethesheepy:

kiranerys:

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

holy crap

oh my

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babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

completelycumberbatched:

I remember I used the word “fandom” once to one of my nursing friends and they were like “What’s that?” And then I raged internally lol.

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tsisenman:

fuckhoeskillbitches:

Villager will be so OP. Trolling

I love all this shit. Thank you, Nintenblr.

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vchrisi:

box-full-of-cats:

suchirolle:

spookyasatomato:

skeletonsaretough:

octobermuses:

aw

friendship :)

#its like firefox is one of those nice popular guys and ie is the nice and misunderstood normal girl #then they became the best of friend #s #or fall in love #come on this is tumblr #we ship everything even bread toast

And done. uvu

ohmygod someone actually did it

“Surprise!” everyone cried out as the lights turned out, jumping out from their hiding places.

“Oh, oh what is happening?” IE looked around, startled.

“Congrats on IE10,” Mozilla said as he walked up to her, offering a slice of cake to her.

“Me?” She said, unable to stop the blush crossing her cheeks. She didn’t think that anyone would be that excited at her new platform, let alone excited enough to throw her a party.

“Who put this all together?” she asked as she took the slice of cake. She tried her best no to notice that their fingers brushed.

“I did,” Mozilla replied with a smile as he ran a hand through his red-orange hair.

IE couldn’t help but turn her blue eyes to him. “You did this for me, Moz?”

Mozilla smiled and rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, well, you deserve it.”

“JUST KISS HER ALREADY!” Chrome called from across the room, Safari snickering next to him.

No one noticed Netscape sulk out of the room. They all were making a big deal at her new update. He didn’t need a new update to know that IE was already great.

I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU OMFG

I started laughing out loud as soon as I got to the IE/Firefox fan fiction LMFAO!!!

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Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke as Celine and Jesse from the “Before” series doing a PSA for Alamo Drafthouse hahaha.

“What do you think this is? Purple Rose of Cairo?”

They should just rename the movie, Bones is Done with Everybody’s Shit.

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