Arrivederci!
| Me: | when you graduated from high school, did they say "Chow, Diana"? |
| Diana: | I odnt remember LMAO |
| Diana: | that was like 5 years ago dude |
| Me: | well if they did, everyone should have waved at you like "Ciao Diana! Byeeeee!" |
| Me: | LMFAO |
| Diana: | LMAO |
| Diana: | YOU ARE TERRIBLE. |
| Diana: | NOT TALKING TO YOU TMR |
IF IT WASN'T SIMPSONS, FUCK IT!!!
| Diana: | i was so sad earlier |
| Diana: | that simpsons wasnt on at 6! |
| Me: | I know!!! |
| Me: | I was like "WHAT THE F IS THIS???" |
| Diana: | sad sad sad. |
| Diana: | I took a nap instead |
| Diana: | HAHA |
| Me: | hahaha |
| Me: | fuck whatever was showing at 6!!! |
| Me: | LOL |
| Diana: | LMAO |
| Diana: | IF IT WASNT SIMPSONS, FUCK IT |
| Me: | EXACTLY |
Quite possibly the best offline IM I've ever received LOL
| Dano: | DUDE |
| Dano: | BAD BOYS 2 |
| Dano: | IN |
| Dano: | RESIDENT EVIL |
| Dano: | THE HIGHWAY SCENE |
| Dano: | EPIC |
| Dano: | I SCREAMED OUT |
| Dano: | "THAT MUTHA FUCKA FLIPPED" |
Who ya got?
| Me: | Iron Man or Captain America??? |
| Dano: | Captain |
| Dano: | im pro america |
| Dano: | but iron man |
| Dano: | because im an alcoholic |
| Me: | LMFAO!!! |
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES: I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
| Dano: | I wonder if Miranda having sex with Bruce fueled bane to break his back Lol |
| Me: | OMFG!!!!! |
| Me: | LMFAOOOO |
Missed deals on Black Friday lol
| Me: | Battleship was only 13 dollars on Blu-ray? |
| Me: | I missed out! |
| Me: | LMFAO |
| Dano: | LMFAO |
| Dano: | ok broski |
| Dano: | ok |
Boondock Saints reference anyone?
| Me: | hey do you remember what happened when Charmander battled Ponyta in Pokemon? |
| Dano: | nah i cant remember |
| Me: | THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!! |
| Me: | HAHAHAHHA |
| Dano: | omfg hahah |
| Me: | I might actually turn in my care plan on time this week!!!! |
| Steph: | lol wow |
| Steph: | do you not turn it in on time often? |
| Me: | I've only turned it in on time like twice |
| Me: | well I mean I always turn it in on time, but I've only not asked for an extension twice |
| Steph: | wow really? |
| Steph: | wow |
| Steph: | and hastings gets on my case |
| Steph: | cuz i asked for like 3 extensions |
| Steph: | -__- |
| Me: | that's b/c you're not bros like me and Brandon |
| Me: | LOL |
| Steph: | -__- |
Heat Reference!
| Dano: | if you was talking about me directly then id be typin to a empty chat log |
| Me: | ;klasjdf;lkasjdf;lkajsdf;lkasj |
| Me: | HAHAHAH |
| Me: | CUZ THERE'S A DEAD MAN ON THE OTHER END OF THIS AIM BOX |
| Me: | LMFAOOOOOO |
| Dano: | LMFAo |
Myelination
| Diana: | ACTS AS AN ELECTRICAL INSULATOR |
| Diana: | REMMEBER THAT |
| Me: | I WILL |
| Me: | BECAUSE YOU CAPS LOCKED IT |
| Diana: | GOOD |
| Diana: | MAKE ME PROUD! |
| Me: | yes mom |
| Me: | LOL |
| Diana: | LOL |
| Diana: | IM YOUNGER THAN YOU!!! |
| Me: | hahahahhaha |
In Pathopharm
| Professor: | Have you ever seen a patient go through withdrawal before? |
| Me: | *to Marian on AIM* "I've seen Christian Bale go through withdrawal in The Fighter, close enough" |
World Series Wal-Mart commercial
| Me: | Why'd Walmart have to show a black woman putting toys on layaway? |
| Me: | RACIST |
| Dano: | LOL I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING HAHA |
"DAMN I'M GOOD!"
| Diana: | What's RT? |
| Me: | RETWEET |
| Me: | LMFAO |
| Diana: | LOLOL |
| Me: | ummm |
| Me: | where's it at? |
| Diana: | albuterol |
| Me: | I dehno |
| Me: | RESPIRATORY TRACT |
| Me: | DAMN I'M GOOD!!!!!!!!!! |
| Me: | LMFAOOOOOO |
| Diana: | LOL |
| Diana: | is it really!? |
| Me: | I have no idea |
| Me: | but it sounds right |
| Me: | right??? |
| Diana: | you only have one resp tract though |
| Diana: | it says per RT |
| Diana: | LOLOL |
| Me: | SON OF A BITCH |
| Me: | wait |
| Me: | that could just mean like "for" |
| Me: | lol |
| Diana: | )= |
| Diana: | no idea |
| Me: | yeahhhh |
| Me: | like a per diem |
| Me: | for each day |
| Me: | you know? |
| Diana: | oh |
| Me: | DAMN I'M GOOD |
| Me: | LMFAOOOO |
| ME: | J/K |
| Diana: | LOOOOOL |
I'm gonna be the worst nurse ever LOL
| Me: | code status DNR? |
| Me: | get this dude some potassium ASAP and let's call it a night! |
