March 2012
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Oh worddddddd?
I shit you not this is an actual problem in my Clinical Calculations book:
“Order: ProSom (estazolam) 2 mg, po, at bedtime Drug available: 1 mg tablet
How many tablet(s) should be given?”
FOR REAL!? This is a fucking first grade problem! WTF is it doing in a book for nursing majors!? If you fuck up 1 + 1 = 2, you should just GTFO of nursing school!
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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During clinical...
Christina: *smiles at phone*
Rocio: Boyfriend?
Christina: No, ordering food.
Rocio: That's more important.
February 2012
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Be A Little Selfish...
So I recently talked with my friend Erik about nursing school and our future goals and what not, and he brought up something that I thought was really interesting. He said that when he graduated, he would get himself one extravagant graduation gift that he always wanted but wasn’t all that practical to have. His choice was a new motorcycle, which I thought was pretty bad ass.
I thought that...
zapocram replied to your post: So I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut recently and…
God I hate that bitch. I almost went to the Pizza Hut the next day and spoke to the manager. Like, “You know last night we were about to drop 40 dollars of our business and those lazy fucks you had working lost it” LMFAO
LMFAO! @zapocram always keepin’ it real!
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before →
notjanine:
Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? 5: Do you use your parking brake? 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 7: Do you know how to play chess? 8: How often do you clean the...
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Till The Lights Go Out
Didn’t do so hot on my Pathopharm quiz today. I’m not too heated because I got A’s on the first two quizzes and our professor said she was dropping 3 points from the last quiz and could potentially drop 1 or 2 points form this one. I felt prepared for this quiz but the damn questions were so trickily worded. I definitely need to stay on my game though and keep preparing.
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Yesterday...
*Wendy’s is packed* Me: Everyone’s eating at Wendy’s today apparently. It’s only 2:40 too, school isn’t even out yet… Jason: Dude it’s Saturday. Me: *facepalm*
Thanks to nursing school I have no fucking clue what day of the week it is anymore.
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Brief thoughts on the 2012 Oscars
- Very happy that Christopher Plummer won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, and I haven’t even seen Beginners lol. I’m still very sad that Albert Brooks didn’t get a nom for Drive =(
- Jean Dujardin’s win was well deserved, although I personally preferred George Clooney in The Descendants. I wouldn’t have minded Brad Pitt winning his first Best Actor Oscar either....
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Being Male in Nursing School
Nurse Romeo: Okay, let's go ladies... and gentleman.
*girls laugh*
Me: I appreciate the gesture.
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The Postal Service - Be Still My Heart
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So I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut recently and this amazing memory came back to me when Chris, Marco, and I tried to order from the same Daly City Pizza Hut location a while back. A little background before I get into it, we were at my house which is in Daly City. Okay so Marco was calling and he asks “can you deliver?… You CAN’T deliver to our location!?” *Marco holds...
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RNPcorner.: Chief Tecumseh's words of wisdom →
robbyrise:
So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the…
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Just took my assessment quiz and I passed! 9/10, a little peeved at myself because the question I missed was a really obvious one that I didn’t read carefully enough, but fuck it! This brought my grade up to 80% and into passing range! So I seriously can’t complain too much, it’s a huge weight off my chest right now because I was soooooo scared that I was going to fail this damn...
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Wake Up Call
So earlier this month was the 40 day death anniversary of my neighbor two houses down who passed away 2 days after Christmas last year. He was only 31 and had a wife and daughter. He died doing 100 mph down Devil’s Slide on a motorcycle. Apparently 40 days after death is when the soul finally reaches heaven, which I didn’t know and my mom chastised me for (lol). Seriously though, it...
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michelechan:
Those friends that come in and out of your life. Not in a bad way. Those friends who you will always love and care about no matter what. After months of not speaking to each other you see them as if no time has passed. You hangout with them you just have this safe feeling. You know you can trust them, and they have your back. No matter how long you guys don’t speak, in the end you...
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Ash Wednesday
Me: Hello?
Nat: Are you purposely ignoring my calls!?
Me: What are you talking about?
Nat: I called you! And you didn't answer!
Me: When?
Nat: Like around five.
Me: Oh... you mean when I was in CHURCH?
Nat: ...
Me: It's Ash Wednesday you know.
Nat: Oh... I didn't know that...
Me: Yeah well maybe you should ask next time instead of just immediately ripping into me.
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Check offs
Today has gone better than expected. Our clinical instructor is SO AWESOME. We told her that the LRC is basically PACKED and there’s no appointments left to get our skills checked off so she let us get all our check offs at clinical! That’s a huge weight off my mind because it is seriously INSANE at the LRC right now. I went there yesterday at 9 AM when it opened for a drop in...
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This is like the earliest I’ve ever gotten to USF. Got here at 5:50 in the morning! It’s awkward running into the staff because I can tell from the looks on their faces they’re thinking “WTF are you doing here!?” LOL. Then again most of them are pretty nice. One time this lady even turned the lights back on for me after they went out for some reason while I was...
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I’m a lightweight hypochondriac, I always think that something is wrong with me or that I’m sick and I just don’t know it. Doing all this studying for diseases and what not is making me feel a little more secure knowing how they all develop, but it’s also simultaneously freaking me the hell out because I keep thinking “what if I get this!?” There are so many...
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fishbowl: cyberbullying →
stefantumbling:
Sometimes I just don’t understand people nowadays. One moment I see a person reblog and promote an anti-cyberbullying world, then probably a couple days later, they would post something that would portray cyberbullying, whether it be a youtube video or posting a pic and capturing the stupidness of…
*applauds*
You tell ‘em Fish!
ninjafailx10 replied to your chat: Uh oh…
good luck to ya!
Thanks, I appreciate the concern! I think I dodged the bullet though… LITERALLY.